Mouse's Fried Fish

NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION!  NOT EVEN FRISKET WOULD EAT THIS!

INGREDIENTS/STUFF YOU NEED:

2 fish (cod, we think)

1 meat mallet

10 lbs all purpose flour (all purpose)

1 bowl

1 frying pan

4 cups oil

PROCEDURE/STUFF YOU NEED TO DO:

  1. Pick fish up off counter.

    2.

  2. Throw fish across kitchen.

  3. Pick up new fish.

  4. Put fish on other side of counter.

  5. Hit fish with mallet.

  6. Put flour in bowl and on floor.

  7. Throw fish into bowl of flour.

  8. Pick up fish again and wave it around some.

  9. Knock over bowl.

  10. Throw fish on to counter; make sure it slides off.

  11. Pour oil into frying pan.

  12. Retrieve fish.

  13. Drop fish into pan from 1 1/2 feet above surface of oil.

  14. Ignore oil washing along counter.

  15. Watch fish cook.

  16. Boon Appetite!