Dot's Business Secrets

How to turn your second-class fifties-style diner into a whole city of connections!

 

 

        In order to do this, you must first have a fifties-style diner.  After that, you need some cheese and a whole lot of jalapenos.  Put these together and you'll get my very favorite style of popcorn.  With the money you make from selling this popcorn in your diner, by your boyfriend a new car.  Then he can drive you to any important meetings you have later on.  Sell more popcorn, and use this money to call every major company in town and invest.  After that, you mus

Call your brother with a really, really big gun and "buy out" innocent people's pages

   Hey!  My page has been sabotaged!  Crash it, Fidget!!!