Bobbie's Beauty Tips

Advice Column:
Q: Dear Bobbie;
I find that dying my hair never works too well. My real color always shows through! What do you suggest?
-Mouse
A: Dear Mouse;
Your hair may not be suited to dying. Is the dye flammable? If so, I suggest finding another brand. We wouldn't want any unfortunate accidents!
~Bobbie
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Behind the madness:
I took that high-res picture of Bob I've had for a while (don't ask, Dot's still angry at her for that one. SHUT UP AND GO TO YOUR SECTOR!), and then I looked at my Cosmo virtual-makeover, and the thought just came to me. "Hey," I said, "What if I put Bob in there?" So I did. I gave him new hair, lipstick, a beauty mark, eye shadow, and color-contacts! *that laugh that only Hex can do justice to* I feel so evil...