How AndrAIa obviously has scoliosis

A study of our fave little water sprite's spinal health.

 

While showering one night, I realized how several of Andi's adult picture-poses are in odd positions.  It then occurred to me that this may be because of a hidden case of scoliosis.  Scoliosis is, in case you don't know, is when your spine grows in a curve.  Mostly, it's an "S" shape.  Now, all you have to do is look at Andi's pics, and you've just got to see it!

Oh look. An 'S' curve. How...nice.

I've "graphically enhanced" these two pictures, so when you see the above "S" curve, I'm pointing out the curvature of her spine.  Plus, it was really fun to do in Adobe Photoshop! :-)

I'm too damn cool for my own good.

fig. 1: hips swung out to one side.  Hmm, looks awfully suspicious...

Now, here we see Andi just walking along.  She has no reason to be at this angle, and yet she is.  My only explanation is that she can't help it.  She slouched as a child, and now she's paying the price.

Matrix: My biceps are too big to change my vest and I'm COOL.

fig. 2: There's that curve again.  Not too attractive once you think about it.  By the way, "graphically enhanced"? *snicker*

Here we see her next to her little friend Matrix.  Matrix, by the way, who has his own little set of problems with getting that vest off...ahem, anyway.  She still has that little curve in her back.  Can't you see it?  CAN'T YOU SEE IT?!  You can, too, you just want to make me look stupid!  *sniff* Now you hurt my feelings...